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This one actually smells like a white person

"If you go for my wallet I'll have you killed."


No, YOU stop squeezing first

"Nice to meet you Mr Obama."

This one thinks he can be the boss, ha!

"Does he not realise FIFA elections contain only one white man?"

I am literally surrounded by them!

"Look, just take a small step backwards and make sure you get them all in"